We're tackling the real issues this episode! Border Bandido vs Catholicism! Ophthalmology or Topeka!? Garbage Pail Kids! Christmas done come early, so fill your stockings with the Deuce! Or, whatever other nondenominational things you need filled.

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We've got our first guests! LFK podcaster extrordinaire, Rob Schulte is on the microphone! And Will's infant son, Oliver, is also in the room, dropping baby science! It's segment city up in this, we're hitting so many corners this episode it's like some kind of metaphor involving a lot of corners!